Signs and Meaning in Cinema #53

Signs and Meaning: Scarlet Street
(Fritz Lang; 1945)

Sex Education #160
The Gunslinger Guide to Barbara Steele #4

Annals of Public Performance #38

Peter Garrett of Midnight Oil, Glastonbury, UK, 1985.

K is for Kinski #3

Der Zinker
(The Squeeker)
(Alfred Vohrer; 1963)

Artifacts #26

Woody Guthrie's New Year's resolutions.

Images on Images #6

Noah's Ark
(Michael Curtiz; 1928)

Seminal Image #1027

Broadway Danny Rose
(Woody Allen; 1984)

Politicians in Action #61

Tailgunner Joe takes a break from smearing his fellow man to explain he once "caught a commie this big."

L is for Lange #11
Twilight of the Dreamboats #45

U.S. Highway #40, California (1956)

Faces from the Past #17
Great Moments in Moxie #27

Enjoying a goat-cart ride at the Coney Island Zoo in 1904.

Another fine photo from the folks at Shorpy. See the high-res version here.

The Art of Animation #1

Rooty Toot Toot
(John Hubley; 1951)

Treading the Boards #45

Frank Wilson and Paul Robeson listen to James Meighan's mournful tunes in the original production of Eugene O'Neill's All God's Chillun Got Wings at the Provincetown Playhouse in New York, 1924.

Annals of Public Performance #37

Little Richard, The Olympia, Paris, France, 1966.

The Rhythm Method #3

Sterling Morrison
Rhythm Guitar

The Friends of Flagg #1

Irvin S. Cobb by James Montgomery Flagg

"I painted his portrait once and his wife loathed it. Irv said it was so much like him he shaved by it! I called him 'Old Irv' and he called me 'Young Flagg.' We were about the same age. Everybody loved him."

Civic Portraiture #35

Margaretha Geertruida Zelle (a.k.a. Mata Hari)

Girls of the Golden West #4

Marlene Dietrich in Rancho Notorious (Fritz Lang; 1952)

Today, the Blonde Venus celebrates her 110th birthday.

Girls of the Golden West #3

Virginia Mayo in Colorado Territory (Raoul Walsh; 1949)

Art of Cinema #473

As the Christmas whirlwind dies down, few films capture the seedy, bloated, hungover post-holiday mocus state of mind as accurately as this bargain basement fiasco that was originally released in 1964. To watch its opening credits, set to the Milton Delugg/Roy Alfred theme song “Hooray for Santa Claus”, click here.

When Legends . . . Gather?? #632

As a plainly intoxicated Truman Capote and his one-time stalker make the Yuletide gay, we here at If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger . . . would like to wish all of our visitors, past, present and future, our greatest good cheer on this Christmas Day, 2011.

12 Discs of Christmas 2011 #12

The Greedies - A Merry Jingle (Vertigo 6198-513; 1979)

Funny, you'd think a medley of We Wish You a Merry Christmas and Jingle Bells recorded by ex-Sex Pistols Steve Jones and Paul Cook, and Thin Lizzy's Phil Lynott, Brian Downey and Scott Gorham would have found its way into the popular Yuletide playlist, but it seems the single is largely forgotten now. Over 30 years later though, it still sounds fresh and fun, I'm glad classic rock radio never got ahold of it, even though at the time it even got an airing on Top of the Pops.

Art of Cinema #472

Directed by René (Night of the Bloody Apes) Cardona, this bizarre Mexican film imported in the U.S. by K. Gordon Murray was originally released in 1959 — and continued to play the weekend matinee circuit in North America (“Delighting children of all ages!”) every December until the early ‘80s.

Dreamland Destinations #7

Willoughby. This stop is Willoughby. (Twilight Zone, d. Robert Parrish, Original air date May 6, 1960)

12 Discs of Christmas 2011 #11

Paul Anka - Christmas in Japan (ABC-Paramount SP-401; 1960)

Sticking with a Canadian theme, Ottawa-born teen pop sensation Paul Anka didn't strike Christmas gold with his 1960 single It's Christmas Everywhere, although its B-side--a version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer--hooved its way to 104 on the chart. What is truly odd is this re-recorded version of the tune titled Christmas in Japan, presumably done for the pan-Pacific marketplace.

Sad to say, I wish I could get my mitts on a copy, it's hard to say how many were released to the public in North America, or if they even made it past the radio promo copy level. Presumably it was released in Japan itself (documentation at that link credits orchestration by Nuburo Hara & his Sharps and Flats with background vocals by Motomichi Ito & his Liliuo-Rhythm-Airs, which indicates Anka either recorded it in Japan, or sang to a Japanese-taped backing track). At any rate, Christmas in Japan is slightly more upbeat than It's Christmas Everywhere, maybe the original would have charted higher if it had been less lugubrious.

The Gunslinger Guide to Julie Christie #39

Merry Christmas from Julie Christie

Adventures in the Vast Wasteland #37

Today's Adventure:
Captain Kangaroo (Bob Keeshan) explains to Mister Green Jeans (Hugh Brannum) what's up and what's down.

Dreamland Destinations #6

Mushnick's Florist (Little Shop of Horrors, d. Roger Corman, 1960)

Artifacts #25
Heroes of Animated Cinema #9

Fleischer Studios Betty Boop Christmas card circa 1933

This delectable image, and many more, are on display at the new Fleischer Studios Museum website.

And don't forget our previous Mae "Betty Boop" Questel installment in 2010's 12 Discs of Christmas series.

The Acid Eaters #7

William Stout cover art for the one-shot Fear and Laughter, a comic book ‘tribute’ to Hunter Thompson published by Kitchen Sink in 1977.

12 Discs of Christmas 2011 #10

Mike O'Neill - Frosty the Gold Rush (from The 2011 Zunior Holiday Blender; 2011)

The trend of creating mashups seems to have come and gone like the feature film career of Craig Wasson, although you could trace its roots back to the 1970s and the beloved panel game One Song to the Tune of Another, on the BBC's long-running radio show I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.

In that spirit comes a new Canadian Christmas compilation, The 2011 Zunior Holiday Blender, with Canuck indie acts doing familiar holiday tunes in the style of perennial favourites from the Great White North. So you get The Violet Archers singing Good King Wenceslas to the melody of Gordon Lightfoot's The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and Dog Is Blue grafting the Flaming Lips' surreal Christmas at the Zoo lyrics onto the robust Stan Rogers shanty Barrett's Privateers.

I've settled on former Inbreds member Mike O'Neill's Neil Young impression on Frosty the Gold Rush, in which he eerily warbles the tale of how a snowman came to life one day. You can hear a sample of the track here or go to the Zunior link and hear bits of the whole thing and maybe even download the compilation (all proceeds go to Toronto's Daily Bread Food Bank). It's what St. Wenceslaus I, Duke of Bohemia would do.

Treading The Boards #44

Adrienne Barbeau, Bette Midler and Tanya Everett in Fiddler on the Roof (1969)

When Legends Gather #631

Lemmy and John Lydon would like to wish everyone a Merry Fucking Christmas.

12 Discs of Christmas 2011 #9

Guided By Voices - Doughnut for a Snowman (Fire Records, BLAZE 45188; 2011)

OK, so maybe this is a bit of a cheat, but it's no less Christmas-y than Frosty the Snowman, and frankly the news of a reunion and forthcoming new album by Dayton, Ohio's scientists of sound is the best present lovers of the prolific Bob Pollard and crew could hope for.

Probably the first GBV song to feature a recorder, Pollard calls this story of a girl who bequeaths a Krispy Kreme to an ice cream vendor (Frosting the Snowman?) their "twinkliest song yet." It bodes well for the new album Let's Go Eat the Factory, which comes out on Jan. 1, but can be heard here in its entirety.

Because the single was just released, there's no download link but you can enjoy it multiple times on YouTube (it's not hard, the song is only 1:45 long).

The Art of the Panel: Warren #1

from Voodoo!
(Story by Russ Jones & Bill Pearson, Art by Joe Orlando)
(Creepy #1; late 1964)

Great Con Artists of the 20th Century #20

George Adamski

Bergman kvinnan #3

Ingrid Thulin, c. 1961

The Frame Within the Frame #39
The Gunslinger Guide to Barbara Steele #2

Barbara Steele is thinking outside the box in L'Orribile Segreto del Dr. Hichcock
(Riccardo Freda; 1962)

Art of the Girlie Mag #20

(Volume 4, #7; September, 1959)

Lost Image #2

Human Wreckage
(John Griffith Wray; 1923)

The First Person You See #9
The Frame Within The Frame #38

Charlie (Lee Marvin) and Lee (Clu Gulager), The Killers (d. Don Siegel; 1964)

The 12 Discs of Christmas 2011 #8

Charlie Rich - Santa Claus's Daughter (Mercury, unreleased; 1965)

Here's a genuine rarity from the Silver Fox, a Christmas tune recorded by Charlie Rich during his 18-month stint on Mercury subsidiary Smash Records, which was also home for a time to his fellow former Sun Records stablemate Jerry Lee Lewis. The track sat in the vaults for decades after Rich's 1965-66 run there, only surfacing when his Smash catalogue was reissued in the early '90s.

The song is short, just under two minutes, and definitely sweet, with a high-heel sneakers shuffle and a lot of charm from the Arkansas-born country-soul man as he puts his moves on the progeny of Mr. & Mrs. Claus. I found the track on the excellent 29-track Ace Records compilation Charlie Rich - It Ain't Gonna Be That Way: The Complete Smash Sessions, but if you don't feel like clicking on one of the download links above, you can hear it on YouTube.

Art of the Double Feature #3

Robert Downey’s Chafed Elbows (1966) was one of the few films from the American Underground to play ‘legit’ theatres, paired with Kenneth Anger’s Scorpio Rising (1964) by Impact Films.

Poets are both clean and warm
And most are far above the norm
Whether here or on the roam
Have a poet in every home! #55

W.H. Auden

Seminal Images #1025

(Georges Franju; 1963)